So, I’m pretty sure I’m done spamming you with random shit from my music collection for the next age. Congrats on surviving Shqueermusicalypse 2013.
brb dying inside
THOSE ARE THE CUTEST NO PLEASE DON’T GO EXTINCT
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
There is now a whole new use for the term “Bloodmouth”. Good job HallowedHorrors
This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.
Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes.
Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just a horrible book series overall.
OR we could refrain from banning ANY book series because there is always going to be someone who disagrees with the theme or message of any book, and you don’t get to be the one that makes that decision.
I was ready to be all like, “SHIT I AGREE WITH THE FIRST BUT THE SECOND IS BULLSHIT” because even though I abhor Twilight and everything about it, I no longer wish to be the bitch that takes it away from the world (let them eat cake, even if they choose to eat cake laced with arsenic, or so they say). So I’m glad someone said something sensible.
Atreyu - Congregation of the Damned
Atreyu is probably the most “hardcore” I get when it comes to my music. Like, I dunno how hardcore they are objectively, I just know they’re enjoyable and Killswitch Engage (who I tried so, so hard to like) was not, to me. But I really like Atreyu, so hey, that’s my prerogative.
Amberian Dawn’s not my favorite Symphonic metal band, but I like some of their stuff. To be fair, a lot of symphonic metal sounds the same-ish, so I don’t feel the need to have a ton of it in my collection.
I lied; I love you